This one is for locals:

When was the last time you shopped at Office Depot in Mary Esther and asked Lewis for advice? How many times have you wished that he would just come out to your home/business/whatever and fix things once and for all?

Here is where it gets complicated. If you were to ask Lewis to come out and fix things for you through Office Depot, he would have to refuse because they offer the same service. It would be a conflict of interest. However, if you approach Azule Navarre with your problems he is a psrt owner and can do consulting work for you through the company. Did I tell you were are sticklers for ehtics and things like that? 

For non-locals or those who don't shop at Office Depot. There is a man who communicates with computers on a level most can only dream of. He communicates with computers even better than with his wife of 17 years who loves him dearly and is writing this copy. If Lewis can't fix it, it can't be fixed. Lewis is a Microsoft Certified Systems Engineer and specializes in networks. He  battles gremlins, squashes viruses, annihilates spyware rescues fair maidens from the terrors of crashing computers . . . 

We have also recently added Meg Evans, who has extensive experience in Networking and CSM. (Customer Service Management) Meg and Mary are journeying into the world of Open Source Freeware, from both the Development and Consumer side. Meg also makes some awesome hors d'oevres and can do anything with chocolate. We are attempting to get Meg to part with some of her famous recipes for our Lagniappe Section, check back regularly.